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These are some funny ass quotes...others are sweet and some of them I put here just for the hell of it...so enjoy.
*I climbed up the door and opened the stairs,
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers,
Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light,
All becuz you kissed me goodnight!
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Next morning I woke up and scrambled my shoes,
Picked up my eggs and toasted the news,
I couldn't tell my left from right,
All becuz you kissed me goodnight!
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That evening at last I felt normal again,
So I picked up my mother and called the phone,
I spoke to the puppy and threw Dad a bone,
Even at midnight the sun was still bright,
All becuz you kissed me goodnight!
*Should I smile b/c we're friends, or cry cuz that's all we'll ever be?
*A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
*I wasnt kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret.
*It's beter to let ppl think ur an idiot rather than opne ur mouth and prove it.
*All good boyz in girlz go 2 heaven...thats why I wasnt invited.
*Baby, if u need space, join NASA.
*One day ur prince will come, mine just took a wroing turn. got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
*I'm thru whit guys, they all tell lies, they break ur heart and make u cry, luvin guyz is such a sin...hey check out that guy that just walked in.
*4get the times u walked by, 4get the times u made me cry, 4get the times you held my hand, 4get the sweet things if you can, I can no longer pretend, now I am gonna have to rememeber ur just mah friend.
*I'm and angel, HoNeSt! The hornz r just there to keep the halo straight.
*I can only please one person a day, and today isnt ur day and tomorrow doesnt look promising.
*The first time I saw you I knew it was true, that I'd love you forver and thats what I'll do, you dont know what u do to me, u have no clue, you dont love me but I love you.
*I dont need ur attitude, I have one of mah own.
*Friends dont let friends drink-and bring home ugly guys.
*Officer-I swear to drunk I'm not God.
*I'm blonde-whats ur excuse?
*Learn the rules-and then break them.
*Psychiatrists say that 1 out of every 4 ppl r mentally ill, check 3 of ur friends and if they're ok then ur it.
*I'm not a piece of toast...so why r u buttering me up?
*Poof! Be gone.
Ur breath is too strong.
Poof! Come back.
I found a tic-tac!
*My imaginary friend thinks u have mental problems.
*It's only funny til some1 gets hurt-then its hillarious.
*How many hott, rich, funny and sweet guys r there in the world? 2-and they're dating each other.
*Does the noise inside my head bother you?
*It's not "When wild animals attack" its more like "When stupid ppl get bit"
*When the officer says "Gee son your eyes look a lil red, have u been drinking? reply with "Gee officer your eyes looka lil glazed, have u been eating donuts?"
*If you didnt have feet would u wear shoes? Then why do u wear a bra?
*I try not to let mah school life interfere with my social life.
*I may be bad but I am prefectly good at it.
*Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide the bodies.
*I dont lie, my mouth does it for me.
*I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter.
*Some mistakes are 2 fun to make only once.
*Friends are forever, guys r whatever, when worst comes to worst, mah girls come first.
*Dont look at me on that tone of voice.
*Your villiage just called, they're missing thier idiot.
*Sarcasm keeps me from telling you what I really think.
*Even if the voices arent real...they have some good ideas.
*Anger is 1 letter short of danger.
*I cried every night wishing u were mine, but when I talked to u, u made everything fine, u broke mah heart and thats a true crime, all I wanted was for u to make time.
*My b/f kisses better than urs.
*Cheerleaders r happy, happiness sux, cheerleaders clap, they look like ducks, they think they're all that and a bag o chips...well actually they're a bunch o ditz!
*I liked you so much, I didn't tell you, I didn't want to damage a friendship so true, I'd say I love you, but you don't love me back, and love is a reciprical thing.
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