Hi ppl. I have...wait screw issues...I'm freakin crazy...
I wanna say hi to....
Lizzy-We need to go back to Target and the Bowling Alley! Omg, Corey and Jermaine were so ! And next time you can drive the basket and I'll get inside! I saw the hottest guy @ HEB! He made me wanna wait! OMG COURTNEY'S SO HOTT!!! He wants u to go out whit him!
Jennifer-Where is my baby? Omg! She is in the dryer!!
Braden-Jackass. Live like you'll die tomorrow, hell with all the stuff that u do, that may come sooner than tomorrow...the dental rail was some craziee shit...*whoop whoop*...*whoop whoop*...holy shit here he comes...white fords...nelson is so cute! dont do the moonwalk in the shower ne more...ok?
Ana-I miss ya so much! I wish you could come to school really really soon!!! We hafta to do somethin soon ok? love ya lots!
Brian-Shoot, make it and I'll strip. I think pink is really your color, next time I'll do all 10, and maybe ur toes...no more lip gloss for u...ha ha ha I still have ur hat!
Carly-I dont like him anymore...and I never will!!! I have better things to do. We better get to training of we want to make the 2006 Olympics for speed typing! We are almost to the gold! I'm Queen Elizabeth II. lol..my friend "O" what a bummer said the plumber...lmao pops knuckles and back and gets ready!
Kyle-Let's try it with dried dog slobber. I have a PIAG. His name is PIAG. I raised him on a PIAG farm! I poke my nipples with 10 Papa Johns. ha ha. snicker sperm.lol. I will mow ur lawn someday!
Paula-I am madly in love with my duck bob bobamaloo. Those cops had nothing better to do than to look at me funny when I was simply stroking bob! And they think I am the crazie one?!?!?!? I am ur floor monster! I am the only floor monster...
Wendy-I want you to take me back to HEB. They were both so HOTT! Can you help me find the tampons and your phone number? lol.
Mark-No, it's my pizza, bread sticks, and maranara sauce! Should we share with Braden?....NOPE!
Haley-The Haunted Dead End. Next time let's not jump to conclusions and lay out in your front yard with butcher knives. Did I just hear you hear that door open?
Jamie-Will you throw my tampon away? I'm gonna go and put some medicine on my tooth and be back in 30 min. ha, thats what u thought. Me-"ooooo damn u look good...whats ur digits...." Jamie-"the number on a ticket for a bus back to Houston..." c'mon now Jamie u know I wouldn't take ur man...
Justin-Your peanut butter cookies are the best I have ever had...well except for this one time at band camp...
Lory-Next time, don't worry about getting your shoes wet, worry about breaking your hand...we can just swim to the stairs! Yea, now it's ur turn to fall into the lake...luv ya!
Angela-Remember Jamies wedding night? OMG! That was some freakin funny ass shit! Remember when Paul and Josh both fell off the stairs?! Well, Paul like rolled of the stairs.....BuT I oNlY uSeD fOuR dIgItS! Oh, don't even get me started on Josh, he just went SPLAT...yea I think drinking out those 3 ice chests in about 6 hours really caught up with us...well him mostly but still were all wasted!
Andy-I dont like you anymore and I never will...I have better things to do than sit around and wait for something I know I'll never get.
Jake-Stop looking at me! I'm not talking to you. You're not getting mah new one...I'm lonely in math!
Lauren-I know there was a dildo in here somewhere! Wait, you dont remember last night? Oh, I forgot, you were drunk...and so was I... but anyway...what and who did u do this weekend?
Kirsten-Is the chinese food better in China? lol. Hurry up and come back cuz we all miss ya!
Samantha-hey...yea that name was random...I love that movie "Friday". Thank u so much for getting me hooked up with Todd. I like him so much! even though we arent going out now im glad we did and we r getting to know each other better! but i already like what i know so much! it couldnt possibly get ne better? or could it? i love u so much!
Yvette-Hey do u need any sugar from the store becuase I can go with Chris and give him directions, just go south, lol...no I'm serious u really do go south... but he is so quiet! But he is still really , esp. with his shirt off! Ask him to come back cuz I wanna see his ummmm truck...yea thats it...his truck! Tell him to bring a friend for Haley cuz I cant and wont share him.
Erin-Holy crapola, that gopher is after me, I hope he isn't trying to rape me!
Casey-Let's not tell anyone else that you over dosed, although it was really funny! And you still owe me big! Wish you the best of luck with Evan and Luke! Yes, of course, best for last! I hope she doesn't try to eat you. I could never have one of those rings...he he he those rings were so not meant for me!
